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reddwytch

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reddwytch says:

7KINDS OF SEX

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue
in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you
will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get
Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front
of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex. You get a little each month.
But not enough to live on.

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  • Posted 7 years ago (29 November 2007 00:40)

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fuzzrr

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fuzzrr says:

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What about 'felching' sex?????  Ask DhD !!!!!:blink:

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