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Nov 07

Posts: 554

reddwytch says:


A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.

"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.

"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows,
Come back and see me in a couple of days."

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.

"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.

"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.

"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.

"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"

"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor







"Your mother must have been a carrier"

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fuzzrr says:



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Nov 07

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murphit says:



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Nov 05

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sgt61 says:


close the door on your way out:hmmm:

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Aug 02

Posts: 470

sn4rff says:

poor redd

we're a fickle crowd.  that one is a bit of a stinker though - see if you have anymore about rednecks.


the name thing just dawned on me - redneck joke-letter that wasn't a true story about your cousins was it? :wacko:

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Oct 07

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antrs250 says:


where are you


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May 07

Posts: 166

seansand says:

Brown Paper Cowboy....

...rode into town.  Got down from his brown paper horse and dusted off his brown paper stetson.  He then altered his brown paper neckerchief and buttoned up his brown paper waistcoat.  He straightened up his brown paper gunbelt and put some brown paper bullets in his brown paper six shooters. He walked up to the saloon in his brown paper chaps and his brown paper boots fitted with brown paper spurs.  Before he got through the door he got his brown paper collar felt by the Sheriff.

 "I've been a waiting for you Boy" said the Sheriff, "Stick em up you're under arrest".

"What the hell for ?" said the Brown Paper Cowboy.

"Rustling" replied the Sheriff

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Feb 05

Posts: 1421

lessaint says:


Thats a lot funnier than the effort by the bird,,,,,she should be cleaning up after the party or doing some washing and ironing,,,,,not doing blokes stuff

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