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murphit

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murphit says:

UP THE REVOLUTION

Your first mission is to refer to the 'new years resolution thread, make yourselfs aware of what is being planned.

We have so far,

Field Marshal Julian. (VD bar and Scar for big word spelting) Fuel management (black russian supplys) Drawn first blood in THE REVOLUTIONS first battle honours

Admiral Full Blown Gsxxxrrr. Reporting to F.M. Julian, head of Going Downers, and all related subject matter.

General Fuzzrr. ideas and fuckwit control. Awarded the Gold Star for weapons invention, i.e. The Nuke Puke

Captain Kenetor. Head of Combustibles and over sneaky stuff, reporting to F.M. Julian.

DhD, in his absents, head, head butta ( best wishes to him, and a safe return).

Chaplain sgt61. Multi faith expert, will administer all faith issues.

Captain Scorps. Munitions, and in charge of girlie troopers. To be awarded a citation :- For carrying out her night watch single handed, and protecting our base.

Regimental Sergeant Major (awarded for efforts made in the field)Trish aw, aka COMPO, working with suzukirider60 ( I aint saying what efforts).To be awarded a citation :- for Loyalty and resisting the dark side single handed. 

Lootenant Maxie. Coputer aided, Torturess / Ball Buster and temp, Head Whipping Girl.

Major. Bramley Bim. (Gold Star for injun new a tee)Whipping and kinky stuff girlie, to be treated gently to start with. Responsible for all the hurtful stuff, reporting to AlanMcT

Sgt Gazza's Missus, front line defences deterrent, (until I get a bollocking).

Sgt Gazza. chief whipping boy, if anything goes wrong, he gets it.

Corpral Juliecrock. Head of Puddings and girlie wobbly bits and tits, working under and assisting Capt Fuzzrr.

Staff Sergeant Brutale R. Public Relations Officer reporting to FM Julian and Head floor mopper.

Flight commander BikerBladeAsh. Head of Piloty Testiclesisms

Situation Vacant  solely responsible for Dakka Dakka, Boombasticing recruitment, answerable to F.C.BikerBladeAsh

Sgt Bilko reporting to Captains Scorps and Fuzzrr.

General AlanMcT. head of motorcycle couriererering, and sneaky shit.

Sgt Major. keithq24 working with capt. AlanMcT and capt. Fuzzrr, courierererererering and sneaky shit, plus other stuff (couldn't spell diversify). 

Major. Sn4rff. Revolution Scribe and badge maker, (note he does not do tunnels therefore a.k.a. Danny)

Private AndyShep. Secret agent, who is at present on a secret mission to do with communications.

Lootenant Suzukirider60. Chief Lookout and real quick shifty shit.

Murphit and smidget, blood moppers and cleaning duties.

As personnel report in I will assign jobs to them through this header.

All other issues will be dealt with in the thread and discussed intelligruntly.

UP THE REVOLUTION

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murphit

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murphit says:

Fear

 not it's just another one of lifes twists, he'll get through it all OK he's prepared his mind, so he's got that inner strength to get him where he needs to go.

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murphit

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murphit says:

Feck off

ARSE BRIDGE

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andyshep85

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andyshep85 says:

right

fore and firstmost WHY am i only a private:mad:

and secondly my mission is nearly completed my modem SHOULD be here today,(when i get home).

the intell.......intteeel......stuff i have found out shall be transmitted later in code so them do not found out that you cannot trust any fecker from any broadband providerer that is all

private, what with my training:upset:

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julianzx10

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julianzx10 says:

general murphit

i think that i am now fully recovered. i can see a few problems now that these dam turkeys have popped up their heads in germany.

i was going to write this in russian, but some eastern european bastard seems to have broken into the revolutionary keyboard store, and stolen the said item.

onwards and upwards the revolution

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murphit

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murphit says:

You is a private

cos you has bin private wid de comunkatons, so dat am is y you is wat you is.

once ewe is on line, you maybe get more wankings............................................Op'S rrrrrrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrrrannnnnnnnk

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murphit

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murphit says:

FM Julian

PLEASED TO HEAR YOU ARE BACK, THE RUSSIAN KEYBOARD BEING LOST IS PROBABLY A GOOD THING, COS WITH HAVING TO TRANSLATE, TO lATIN THEN hEBREW, THEN fRENCH I reckon the meaning could get lost.

Am having problems making contact with planet earth at present, but be in full touvh in an hour or so, tis the drugs you know.

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murphit

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murphit says:

trish aw

we have reviewed your report and think we can see a flaw in your new munnitions,,,,,,,,'shell and yoke fly every where as shrapnel but whites remain intact'.

Are you sure?

but good work none the less.

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julianzx10

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julianzx10 says:

general murphit

i have had that problem with finding planet earth for a number of years

tis the black russians you know

 

oohhhhhhhhhhhhh them russians

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keithg24

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keithg24 says:

Oh my Lord

I could volunteer as a despatch rider cum gourmet chef cum bed tucker in for the girlie troops.

I also cum with my own 350 Enfield, that however, is a another story!!:lol:

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julianzx10

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julianzx10 says:

keithq24

we are in need of a gourmet chef for the officers mess (so called because capt fuzzrr uses it as well) the position goes with the rank of major

position of bed tucker in for the girlie troops has already been taken.

this has been taken by capt fuzzrr, as he can do two at once,

we await your reply to cofirm that you will accept rank and position

UP THE REVOLUTION

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