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MadKwakaMax

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MadKwakaMax says:

Oh dear ! Am I very bad?

   
 I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back patio and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards over the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poo. It was everywhere: on the patio tiles, the chairs, the table...everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see..... Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education to anyone born here or not.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other  than the Union Jack are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.
Maxie x

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KWAK6ftRider

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KWAK6ftRider says:

Yes you are in more ways than one

:tongue:

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MadKwakaMax

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MadKwakaMax says:

oops

:lol: should have known! that this question would bring Kwak out !

Hugs for Mjollnir :wink:

Maxie x

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KWAK6ftRider

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KWAK6ftRider says:

haha

Dunno what you mean *insert angelic smiliey*

I have been about all day :)

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dougie399

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dougie399 says:

Maxie

yes you are but its not that that makes you so! :biggrin:

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dave_c

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dave_c says:

When I started

reading it I was going to suggest you get a cat, but having reached the end I don't think a cat is the answer :lol:

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andyshep85

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andyshep85 says:

answer

we should shoot them all.......errr.....well....th......the birds that is.:blink:

"phew i think i got away with that":unsure:

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tiamo69

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tiamo69 says:

max

Oh dear ! Am I very bad?

 

As Kwak & Dougie have already intimated.....

 

Yes you are but for none of the reasons above....

 

Skeggy last year anyone? :tongue::wink:

 

Ti

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coburncream

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coburncream says:

If you don't like it

Fuck of back to your own country.............................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

O sorry i forgot this is our country.

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johnboy1957

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johnboy1957 says:

oops! Politics

  • As a Christian i believe i must not be cheated, but i believe i deserve the right to truth and justice!
  • ( Adolf Hitler)

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dodgerzx9

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dodgerzx9 says:

coburncream

It used to be mate:mad:

exactly as max said stop feeding them and I volenteer if they need shooting, thats the immegrents not the birds andy:lol::lol:

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