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Jeremy Clarkson


Nov 07

Posts: 44

My Humble Apologies

It appears that our producer has agreed to a bike slot on MY programme so the Dwarf and captain slow will get thier own way. I have only been allocated a few tickets due to my "attitude" so I will be ritually burning them tonight.

Apologise to those who I may have misled as to probabilities of the bike slot.


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Nov 02

Posts: 1626

dodgerzx9 says:

Its because

your a nob jockey:lol:

cheers for the jokes you only got a few tickets as your billy no mates :lol::lol:

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Sep 07

Posts: 175

Bikelegal says:


what is it that you dont like about bikes? I love the show and watch every week i see you bizzing from speed and drifts did you not know that real men drift bikes???

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Nov 07

Posts: 104

thehamster says:


Told you we'd get our way !


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Oct 04

Posts: 294

appollo1 says:


Hamster replying to JC on here?:hmmm:

It's hard to believe that he couldn't have just told him in the office!!

JC burning the tickets eh?  Just get Fifth Gears  Vicki Butler-Henderson to burn them for you :lol::lol:  she's good at burning Top Gears stuff :laugh::laugh:

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Aug 02

Posts: 206

currypasty says:

all this cock about JC

not riding bikes........

few weeks back on Dave there was this re run of one of Clarksons old shows [could tell it was old because he had more hair] he was in Monaco going along a bit of the race circuit on I think it was a Ducati and he seemed to be loving it. What has changed since then? :wacko: 

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Aug 02

Posts: 5980

tazzer says:


Looked like he was bricking it, seen that episode.

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Aug 02

Posts: 2491

sprag says:

I saw it as well tazz

and I thought he seemed to be enjoying himself, maybe I was wrong ...... :blink:

I reaqlly DO wish TOP GEAR would have a slot for bikes, I mean, hamster and capt. slow both ride bikes so why not? be a damn sight better than anything 5th gear put out. that Vicky Buttock Hender-person and her foolish squeeling at anything a bit fast is enough to make me puke. :wacko:

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Dec 07

Posts: 499

GlanBandit says:

5th Gear

Did do the drag race though, I think it was a fireblade v Jenson Button in his go slow F1 Car and a Honda powered speedboat. All at london city airport.

That was worth a watch, TopGear is ace though. If this is all true and there are bike slots then the ratings and the viewing figures will go through the roof.

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Sep 04

Posts: 2620

tiamo69 says:

Fifth Gear

Do do some good bike slots, which is a lot more than can be said about TG!

Last year's Toseland (Fireblade) V Tiff (Civic R?) around Cadwell was excellent!

Also liked the ZZR1400 Drag Race at Santa Pod even if Vicky was squealing like at girl (& come on guys admit it, you would like to make her squeal!)  :tongue:


PS: Yes, i'm aware this is a scam thread!

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brutale r


Dec 07

Posts: 3248

brutale r says:

that aint

the real clarkson have u ever heard him say sorry  b4

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