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skycat

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skycat says:

What makes 100% !!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:  

What makes 100%? 
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? 
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.  

How about achieving 103%? 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: 

If:  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 

is represented as: 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then: 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% 

and, 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 

But, 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 

And, 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 

and, look how far ass kissing will take you: 

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G 

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: 

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

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AlanMcT

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AlanMcT says:

Every day I give 100%

But I spread that day across the whole week!

Skycat: LOL!

:lol::lol:

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skycat

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skycat says:

Lol

i try my best too....

T-I-G-H-T S-K-I-R-T = 141%

and i got a temp to help me with the mountain of work which with all the will in the world, i can't do myself.!

:biggrin:

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FERGY.1

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FERGY.1 says:

great

But I didn't manage to score very high today not even 96%:wink:

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fossil

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fossil says:

yeh but

L A Z I N E S S

gets you 105%

works for me every time

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leepin99

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leepin99 says:

FUCK EM ALL

84% - No wonder i am where i am today..

Could just about be bothered to count all those letters as well, wonder what 'lazy twat' would have registered?

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nev & leanne

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nev & leanne says:

I am just pleased

:wink: That I did a GCSE in BULLSHIT

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Simon1970

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Simon1970 says:

Funny

I like that alot!:eyebrows:

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leepin99

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leepin99 says:

Nice

helicopter, is it a navy lynx? My cousin flies them in Afghanistan, in the army that is, saw a puma the other day, nearly took my bastard head off it was that low, very impressive at the risk of sounding boring

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fuzzrr

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fuzzrr says:

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I'm going to have to change my name................

FUZZRR = 115% effort

Now that is a load of poo poo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

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ducatiboy1967

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job

Paramedic 58%- wow that's really accurate, the system was created by a genius!  Beauty and brains Skycat, Kam you are a lucky guy:wink:

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