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skycat

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skycat says:

What makes 100% !!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:  

What makes 100%? 
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? 
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.  

How about achieving 103%? 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: 

If:  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 

is represented as: 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then: 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% 

and, 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 

But, 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 

And, 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 

and, look how far ass kissing will take you: 

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G 

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: 

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

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skycat

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DB

sorry i can't take the credit for the idea.  It was lifted off another site... :winkie:

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ducatiboy1967

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Sky

Well the comment still stands< Kam is a lucky guy...also sounds like he's smart enough to know it:biggrin:

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FERGY.1

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FERGY.1 says:

Well if thats how you play

I'm in CONSTRUCTION=153

Must ask for a pay rise.:lol:

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skycat

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skycat says:

DB

aye he is a lucky guy..! :biggrin::lol:

thank you, but you are too kind.... im just a plain Jane really, who enjoys the thrill of biking :biggrin:

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ducatiboy1967

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sky

Any woman who enjoys the thrill of biking is streets ahead of the rest of their sex in smarts (in my book) :biggrin:

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