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wackjonny

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wackjonny says:

JOKES OF THE DAY over 18's only

Dustman calls to collect Dustbin. He knocks on the door and a Chinese man comes out. Where’s your bin...? Chinese man says I bin in the bedroom, Dustman says No where is your dust bin, Chinese man says I just told you I Dust bin in the bedroom. Dustman says NO where is your wheelie bin, Chinese man say ok I wheelie been having a wank.

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mobileenoph

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mobileenoph says:

TAZ

Why dont you grow up and act your age?

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Suzuki7

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Suzuki7 says:

Investment Banker

is traveling along in his chauffered limo. He spots a man eating grass and the side of the road and commands his driver to stop. "My good man" he says "what on Earth are you doing?" "I am hungry" replies the man. "Then you must come with me to my house" says the banker. "But Sir I have a wife and Children over there". "Bring them too" says the banker.
"And my brother and his family are over there!" "No problem there is room for you all at my place".
So they all squeeze into the limo and the driver pulls away. The man says to the banker "Sir you really are too kind".  "No problem" says the banker, "you will all love it at my place.....the grass is about a foot high!"

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norfolknchance

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What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with a French Airbus?

Half way.

 

Incoming........!!!!!

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CHARLIEBIGBALLS

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What's the difference

What's the difference between Andrew Strauss and Jack Tweed.................

     Jack Tweed is the only one displaying the Ashes on his mantlepiece this summer!!:blink:

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norfolknchance

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I tried booking a flight with Air France. The telesales rep asked me where I wanted to sit. She got proper pissed off when I said the shallow end.

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norfolknchance

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Bob: hey guess what? I pulled a copper last night!

Dave: how did you find out that she was a copper?

Bob: easy! she had C*NT STUBBLE!!!

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norfolknchance

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An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years.

The hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The husband replies "I want her dead not fucking kneecapped"

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LukeZX6

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LukeZX6 says:

Librarian

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

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mobileenoph

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mobileenoph says:

HOW DO YOU KNOW

If you have a high sperm count?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 When your wife has to chew before she swallows..:shock:

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wilsongrahams

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Joke

A vampire bat returns to the roost one day with blood dripping from his mouth. All his buddies gather round looking excited and ask him where the blood was from? He led them out the cave and stopped by a large tree. 'You see this tree?' He asks.

'Yeah, yeah yeah' the others say excitedly.

'Well I f**king didn't...'

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