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skycat

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skycat says:

Future of the English language

told by a very old gent..! Daft but i like it..! :smile

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008/english-language-is-dum-p1.php

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ninjachica

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ninjachica says:

Hey...

I think that's my old English teacher!

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MADMARK99

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MADMARK99 says:

thatz grait

always thort the inglish langwedge woz stoopid, well the spelling at leest:biggrin:


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peter rabbit

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peter rabbit says:

larffff

bet he drinks Carling Black Label...

:laugh:

Wab

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ninjachica

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ninjachica says:

Some Word Definitions

  • Acupuncture, n., a jab well done.
  • Adult, n., a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
  • Beauty Parlor, n., a place where women curl up and dye.
  • Cannibal, n., someone who is fed up with people.
  • Chicken, n., the only animal we eat before it is born and after it is dead.
  • Committee, n., a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
  • Dust, n., mud with the juice squeezed out.
  • Egotist, n., someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
  • Handkerchief, n., cold storage.
  • Inflation, n., cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
  • Mosquito, n., an insect that makes you like flies better.
  • Raisin, n., grape with a sunburn.
  • Secret, n., something you tell to one person at a time.
  • Skeleton, n., a collection of bones with the person scraped off.
  • Toothache, n., the pain that drives you to extraction.
  • Tomorrow, n., one of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
  • Yawn, n, an honest opinion openly expressed.
  • Wrinkle, n., something other people have; I have character lines.

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skycat

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skycat says:

ninjachica

I like it :lol:

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MissShelley

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MissShelley says:

skycat

ahh that guy! 102 years old. i think he has a point.

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