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Adam33

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Adam33 says:

Something to offend everyone!

Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ?
Everybody won.

What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?
About 2.3 pounds including the urn.

Was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans.
Got through to a call centre in Pakistan .
Told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane......

I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' '

A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'.
His wife replies 'You've got a bigger knob than your brother'

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old(ish)git

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old(ish)git says:

Yep

you're right it does,I've reported you :mad: .....:lol::lol:   

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petergoodwin

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petergoodwin says:

i think

the :lol::lol: at the end means oldish was taking the piss

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wackjonny

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wackjonny says:

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:blink:Just going for a Dump...

 

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brutale r

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brutale r says:

ok

wats the differance between a pakie being run over and a dog                                                             skidmarks b4 the dog

 

wats the differance between a hard working eastern european  and big foot                                           experts belive big foot mite exist

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shaun the sheep

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Posts: 4217

can't beat ...

a good old " pakkie " gag .....

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teddy1981

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teddy1981 says:

not offended

yet,










Try harder. :tongue:

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teddy1981

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teddy1981 says:

whats the worst thing

about eating vegetables?











































getting the fuckers out of the wheel chairs.

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morris987@btinternet.com

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Posts: 1092

offended

paki in a disco DAN SINGH .paki on the kareoke gerupta singh

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Blader2005

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Blader2005 says:

offend..

a pakistani lesbian?..................Minjeeta!!

 

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ghengis khan

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ghengis khan says:

morris

I would take issue with your jokes......

Pakki's are from Pakistan and never called Singh. Singh is a Hindhu name and they come from India...... not being pedantic or anything. :winkie:

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