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Adam33

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Adam33 says:

Something to offend everyone!

Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ?
Everybody won.

What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?
About 2.3 pounds including the urn.

Was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans.
Got through to a call centre in Pakistan .
Told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane......

I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' '

A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'.
His wife replies 'You've got a bigger knob than your brother'

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stirfry

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stirfry says:

Ok

A catholic priest sees a little boy on the top of a cliff crying. The priest asks "what's wrong young man?" The boy replies "My Mummy and daddy have gone over the cliff and I think they're dead".The priest looks around, pulls out his cock and says "It's not your lucky day is it!"

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norfolknchance

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A doctor goes to the hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has terrible stomach cramps. 'well my dear there's good news and bad news, we've run some tests and the bad news is your baby has ginger hair.

'Oh no she replies, what's the good news'? The Doctor replies....

Its Dead!

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teddy1981

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teddy1981 says:

Ummmmmmm

How canyou tell if your girlfriend is too young for you?

































You still have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth.

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wackjonny

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wackjonny says:

you LOT are racist

What's wrong with a Dirty smelly Paki,you lot are all racist,next you gonna be saying you hate Coons:shock:

I like coons,pakis,all breeds that come to England and abuse the country.

 

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nev & leanne

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nev & leanne says:

Paki's

I used to work with a gorgeous pakistani girl called Romilla. She had a 38 23 36 figure, 5'8" and long flowing curly brown hair.

I can catagorically say that all you lot would be dribbling with your tongues hanging over your chin if you saw her.

Damn I wish I had a piccy. 

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stormrider79

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stormrider79 says:

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Police found Padi dead, hanging from a tree with a white pillow case over his head last night. Apparently he found a magic lamp and wanted to be hung like a nigger.

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stormrider79

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stormrider79 says:

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Three sexy birds walk upto a man on the beach, they feel sorry for his because he has no arms and no legs. The first one asks- "have you every hugged a girl?", the man replies "no" so she gives him a hug. The second girl says "have you ever been kissed by a girl?" the man says "only my mum" so she gives him a long kiss. The third girl asks "have you ever been fucked?" "no" the man says, the girl replies "you will be when the tyed comes in!"

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morris987@btinternet.com

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offended

whats black and screams like fuck .STEVIE WONDER  answerin the iron

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cheekymonkey

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cheekymonkey says:

Might`ve already been on here but....

Pakistani grass = Wasim!

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cheekymonkey

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cheekymonkey says:

Talkin` of which...

He hates gardening. He thought Mow The Grass was a jewish informer..

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