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KimLondon

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KimLondon says:

If Jesus rode a bike

What would he ride?

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  • Posted 5 years ago (19 March 2009 09:16)

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weasel64

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weasel64 says:

jesus

would ride the new mv augusta f4 312rr & so would i if i could afford it :upset:

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  • Posted 5 years ago (19 March 2009 15:09)
steve.g

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steve.g says:

anything

that Jesus rode, would be deemed to cause offence to non believers and ethnic minorities, so would be banned.

 

so just be glad he didnt :winkie:

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  • Posted 5 years ago (19 March 2009 17:07)
eatcs01

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eatcs01 says:

Jesus

Whatever he would ride, it would have to have LOADS of luggage space, and be wide enough to carry that flippin' wodden cross about with him.:lol::lol::lol:

 

Goldwing??

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  • Posted 5 years ago (19 March 2009 17:59)
magot

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magot says:

If jesus road a bike

it is simple jesus rides a Yamaha M1 moto gp bike, after all he only has followers.

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  • Posted 5 years ago (19 March 2009 19:01)
BaldE35

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BaldE35 says:

Zie Purpose

Think about it. Desert, so a dirty bike, a donkey of a bike. And the Jews don't make bikes never have, so it would be one nicked form the Roman Army and presented to him by a follower. The pose' Peter, John luke Mathew etc etc would need some. So we are looking for a fleet of 2000 year old designed bikes that  chug along crap roads............GS...Ducati.......    

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  • Posted 5 years ago (19 March 2009 19:17)
ajxjr

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ajxjr says:

if

 Must be a v max, would put the fear of god in anyone.:ph43r:  

 

 

 

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  • Posted 5 years ago (19 March 2009 19:27)
ducatiboy1967

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ducatiboy1967 says:

simples innit

He would ride a Ducati!  It would never break down (have you Philistines never heard of 'Divine intervention', 'Miracles' or 'Deus ex machina'?).

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  • Posted 5 years ago (19 March 2009 19:41)
weasel64

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weasel64 says:

db

love the enthusiasm but you would NEED DIVINE INTERVENSION to stop a duke breaking down..

BTW mines italian , would eat ya 4 brekky :wink::wink:

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  • Posted 5 years ago (19 March 2009 19:53)
Roadtorque

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Roadtorque says:

simple

twould be Gold Wing,, cos he be top man for posting,,

Angels,, Silver Wing,,

Followers,, Bronze Wings

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  • Posted 5 years ago (19 March 2009 20:06)
James600zx

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James600zx says:

If Jesus rode a bike what would it be?

Holy Trinity: Triumph triple.

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  • Posted 5 years ago (19 March 2009 20:17)

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