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KimLondon

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KimLondon says:

If Jesus rode a bike

What would he ride?

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Tvr65

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Tvr65 says:

jesus

look i know jesus rides a honda because i was trying to cross a busy main road one day beside a vicar the vicar stepped onto the road as a speeding honda almost clipped him , i definately heard  the vicar shouting " jesus christ!" after him

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morris987@btinternet.com

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it

would be a triumph like his mate moses everybody could hear moses triumph throughout the valleys it says so in the bible and jeez looked like an early triumph rider with his whiskers and long hair

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KimLondon

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KimLondon says:

Good grief

This is the best thread I've ever pasted. AND it seems that R100R actually reads what I post about BMWs... Hurrah!

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950Darren

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950Darren says:

Kim

Sorry the main man would be riding a KTM:biggrin:

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KimLondon

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KimLondon says:

KTM?

Why's that then? I'm not saying you are wrong, but I want to know why you think the son of god would be tooling around on such a lunatic crotch-rocket. And would he be tall enough? Well, I guess, if he's played by Robert Powell...

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R100R

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R100R says:

KimL

The youth of today!  I remember when you used to call me Mr R100R.

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950Darren

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950Darren says:

KTM

Nothing wrong with a crotch rocket:wink:Sorry dont want to upset you each man to his own so to speak:huh:As for Robert powell  i remember the name who the hell is he?:blink:

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Weregnome

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Weregnome says:

Jesus

I guess he would ride a HD V-rod muscle. He would have a cigar, biker boots and a leather jacket with an Angel logo on the back... He'd also be wearing a T-shirt which says: Look Busy... I'm Coming... lol.
Being the son of god and all, he'd want to show off and be seen (though as I once heard: If we're all the children of god, whats so special about Jesus!?). He might even have a superiority complex.

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Roadtorque

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Roadtorque says:

one thing

might  be a chinese bike, cause they test the patience of a saint, & due to reliability could give you 40 bays & nights in the wilderness:winkie:

 

Bless you my son:smile

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norfolknchance

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Well I ride a Triumph

so I expect my son would ride the same. :lol::lol:

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