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Kegsie

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Kegsie says:

My wife's thing....

When my wife was little, she had a little thing,

She says that to amuse herself she'd put her finger in,

Well, some years and a couple of kids later,

Her thing has lost it's charm,

Cos now it takes five fingers.......

 

And half my fucking arm!

Oooooh ha ha......:laugh:

 

 

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fossil

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fossil says:

Your wifes thing

That's all well and good letting us know but where's the photo's :wink:

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Kegsie

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Kegsie says:

I tried...

...dropped the bloody camera in, no torch, horrendous echo, scaaaaary.

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m4j0r

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m4j0r says:

dropped camera in

i have a harness if u want to go in and fetch it, im sure i could spare it for the pics lol:lol:

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fossil

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fossil says:

I do hope

I do hope you take precautions when having sex..........................................................like tying a plank to your feet :lol::lol:

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Kegsie

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Kegsie says:

Precautions...

Precautions I use a plenty, bosun's chair and a 16ft scaffold board across my arse and tied to the door knob.  That's the third door we've had in ten years.

 

   Nice one lads:wacko:

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RIKSTERr6

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RIKSTERr6 says:

kegsie

is she in that new film harry potter and the wizards sleeve:lol::lol::lol:

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Kegsie

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Kegsie says:

No....

More like, Hairy Pothole and the Gizzards Within!:unsure:

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AllTheGoodNamesWereGone

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I once lost....

....my watch in your wifes 'thing'. Climbing inside I bumped into the milkman. I asked him if he'd seen my watch. "NO!!" he sharpely replied, "Have you seen my f***ing milkfloat!!

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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basset1979

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basset1979 says:

milkman

i was the milkman still lookin for the float has anyone seen it if u hav please let me know lol:lol:

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