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Jun 09

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Kegsie says:

Anyone for tennis?

A teacher is asking her class what their respective parents do for a living.  It’s the normal run of the mill stuff, bus driver, builder, secretary etc.,  until she gets around to young Tommy.

   “So what does your Father do, Tommy”? She asks expectantly.

   “Well, Miss, my Dad’s a male prostitute.  He charges £50 per hour or £350 for an eight hour day.  At weekends, he works from home, he has a fully equipped S&M studio where he allows people to take photographs of himself and his clients, secretly from behind a two way mirror.  He also does it with dogs.  For this he charges £100 per hour”.

   The teacher just about falls over backwards,

  “Is this really true, Tommy?” She asks.

   “No, not really, Miss”, came Tommy’s reply, “he actually plays cricket for England, I was just too embarrassed to tell you!” :tongue:

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ally600 says:

good one


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