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Bingo!

LOL - Hilarious!

True a bit of strategically placed gaffer tape will do the trick...
Or just some carefully crafted lines to a couple of numpties on here who wouldnt know a gottcha if it came up and blew them!

Gents take a chill pill... ;-)!

Same time tomorrow?

Great chatting with you guys - I would stay but I reckon I've earned enough for one day, in fact I'd done that by roughly 10am.

As for the Aussie bashing, it's all good fun - don't take things so seriously - actually I take that back, please continue to do so, it's more fun like that.

Hey, We'll make you a deal - you keep sending Casey over to Europe to get beaten by Rossi into a situation where even his own immunity system fails, and we'll keep sending dumb backpackers over there to get lost in the Blue Mountains.

Needs L-plates!

Jamie, you only in 4th on Craner!  Mate, keep trying and you might snick 5th one day.  Tell you what let me know when you buy a proper bike with all that cash I'm going to give you and i'll show you some lines...

If it all gets too much we can swap knee sliders and i'll furnish you with awesome pub stories of daring doo and Desmo darkies!

Now excuse me while I go execute a few more sub-prime deals as I need to treat myself to a few sets of slicks for a forthcoming event at a far away track with hot brolly girls...

Hey Jamie, just to show there's no hard feeleings I've found you a job mate, and it's a step up to Store Manager - apparently Iceland are falling over themselves looking for guys just like you!

http://www.jobtrain.co.uk/Iceland/DisplayJob.aspx?pageno=0&htmlpage=JobDisplay&JobId=4498&txtKeywords=&chkCategory=&lstRegion=&chkSalary=&chksubject=&optMatch=&clientid=58&AttachedSAF=0

Job's for the 'boy'

Careful what you wish for - mate you shouldnt be so down on yourself - I've found an even better job for you  -  /www.grupthink.com/answer/71404/Barnyard_masturbator - right up your street...

Ok, enough of this - if you cant open your eyes and know when people are having a bit of a giggle and allow yourself to get taken for a ride frankly you deserve everything you get mate! 

Come to think of it maybe even my latest job offer could be a little too taxing for you...

:-)

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Aside from what you say your picture demonstrates you can't even ride the f**king thing. Give the twat a "MotoGP bike for the road" and still the pointless prick who hogs perfectly good organs can do nothing but get to about 20 degrees of lean even if he does actually know that it's 5th through Craner. Why not rev it to the redline and I'll do all the hoping that it pops a piston off a rod and sends it very briefly through your limited intellectual capacity. I'll then buy it, have it degreased & set about having some real appreciation for it. I apologise to every other Desmosedici owner on the planet as I appreciate it looks like a jealous attack. But, this guy is a twat & you'd be better off distancing your wisely spent cash against this opportunistic joker who bought it coz it seemed cool.