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RIKSTERr6

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RIKSTERr6 says:

seriously bad joke (dont read if offended easily)

whats blue and orange and found at the bottom of a swimming pool?

 

 

a baby with burst armbands.

 

 

whats green and orange and found at the bottom of a swimming pool?

 

 

same baby 2 weeks later:wacko:

 

 

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RIKSTERr6

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RIKSTERr6 says:

boult

i like that one mate:lol:

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buggles

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buggles says:

Baby jokes...

What goes white, red and turns around and around?


Baby in a microwave.



What's red and can't turn around in a corridor?

Baby with a javelin through it's head.



What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.


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fossil

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fossil says:

Worst one I've heard for a while

What's black, blue, screams a lot and doesn't like sex ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That'll be the eight year old tied up in my boot.

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RIKSTERr6

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RIKSTERr6 says:

fossil

oh dear oh dear thats bad but a little amusing:biggrin:

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jonny68

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jonny68 says:

bad jokes

Whats brown and scratches at the window ?

A baby in a microwave :biggrin:

Well thats the version I was told in my school days ,not so long ago !

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