I live about a mile from there!
Yay! Hurrah for my local scummy neighbors.
Right. What idiot says this situation would have been helped by giving everyone guns? How on earth would that have helped? Unless you actually wore your Ruger 9mm in a holster on your biking gear you'd have to unzip your outfit to get it out. Do you think that these lovely young men would wait for you to unsheath your weapon? No, they'd have shot/stabbed you first. Remember - gun's don't kill people, rappers do.
Well done to the biker dude on the forecourt, and sorry you've got a problem with your key now. If I were you I'd put the bike up for sale and get another one, that'll sort out the key issue.
And as for everyone saying "this country's gone to the dogs" and "they'll get away with it" and blah blah blah just shut your moaning tedious faces and f**k off. If you don't like it here then you know where the airports are, nobody's keeping you here. Just get out and stay out because I'm sick of whinging pathetic old farts who seem to believe that this country is a shithole and just complain all the time.
In fact, just kill yourselves. Do the rest of us a favour and put some stones in your pockets and walk off a bridge or something.
I like this country. I like the people. I have a great old time and the biggest problem in the UK is the stinking layer of misery that just brings the rest of us down.
Yeah, sure, bad things happen. Bad things have always happened. We've always had criminals, and there's always been a nasty side wherever you go, but things are no worse now than any other time. It's just that we are all getting are older and some people cope by becoming more miserable and more scared of the world so do us all a favour and give it a rest.