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fitz1965

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fitz1965 says:

Road Worn Biker!!!

A road worn Biker walked into a brothel, handed the Madam £500. In a slow, gruff voice the Biker told the Madam he wanted a warm beer, a corned beef sandwich, and a fat ugly woman.

Dear sir, the Madam replied, for that kind if money you can have a fine meal, and a beautiful woman.

The Biker peered at the Madam. Look lady, I’m not hungry or horny,,, just home sick.

:lol:

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BadD0g

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BadD0g says:

Road worn biker

LOL


Man walks into a bar and says, "Ow!".

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fitz1965

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fitz1965 says:

Pt.1

Midnight bugs taste best.
 Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
 Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
 The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
 Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
 Never mistake horsepower for staying power.
 If you don't ride in the rain - you don't ride.
 A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

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fitz1965

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fitz1965 says:

Hard Sparrow.

A biker is riding along a country lane, when
a sparrow flies up in front of him.  The biker
can't do anything and hits the sparrow.  As
he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees
the sparrow lying in the road.  Being the
kind of guy he is, he stops, picks up the
sparrow and takes it home and puts it in a
cage, still in a coma.  When the sparrow
wakes up the following morning, he looks
through the bars of the cage and says,
"Damn!  I must have killed the biker".

:laugh::laugh:

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