AN ALTERNATIVE VIEW 1 ...
Crikey! I attract controversy without even trying, so giving WSBK a miss this time around as you guys are all hard at it and each other anyway without me - HOWEVER - did anyone notice the Circuit and environs? Did it snow? Did it rain? Did the tarseal melt? Did the Island's Penguin colony rise up like Libyans and invade the corporate hospitality boxes? Were Great Whites beaching themselves to try and make off back out to sea with any riders or specatators? Was Phillip Island just superb - like always? Just for that clown Carmelo Ezpeleta who wants to stuff-up Australia's set-in-stone international sports fixture list - OR - drop Phillip Island from the Calendar in 2012 - here are some queries about Australia from people of like-inteligence to his. Enjoy ...
Stupid Questions About Australia
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials …
Q.) Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A.) We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q.) Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A.) Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q.) I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A.) Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q.) Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A.) So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q.) Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A.) What did your last slave die of?
Q.) Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A.) A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.