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Feb 04

Posts: 43

vibro says:

smile you fukkers

My wife was upstairs gettin ready to go out and she said"look at this ive had this since we got married 20 years ago and it still fits"i looked at her and said" fuck off its a scarf"


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Aug 11

Posts: 4012

babyrocket says:

you started this

While the bar patron savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
"How did it happen?"
"I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.

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Mar 09

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