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Feb 08

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StealthSV says:

Paddy and Mick.......

Paddy and Mick are looking at a catologue. Paddy says" some fine lookin women in here at reasonable prices, lets order a couple!" A month later Paddy calls Mick " any sign of the girls?" "No" says Mick "but it shouldn't be long, their clothes arrived yesterday!"

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Nov 07

Posts: 2388

smidget says:

Paddy and Mick

are walking through a field one morning and stumble across a milk crate that is surrounded by all the bottles which have been broken.

Paddy turns and says to Mick, "Ah would you look at that, a cows nest."

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Feb 10

Posts: 22

andrepwelman says:

Paddy say's to Mick

Paddy say's to Mick one day. Mick do me a favour mate. The next time your making love to your wife close the blinds " Mick replies "What’s wrong mate what makes you say that." Paddy replies, "Well Mick yesterday as I was walking past I noticed the whole street was standing outside laughing at your window watching the whole show and laughing at you and your wife". Mick says, 

"Well Paddy just between you and me mate the joke is on them as I wasn't even home yesterday".

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Aug 09

Posts: 2685

MarcusMarsh says:

Paddy & Mick

Paddy to Mick "Mick, is your daughter a virgin"

Mick to Paddy "No, not yet Paddy" 

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Aug 11

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babyrocket says:


Scotland Yard have caught an Irishman planting a bomb in London.

They arrested him whilst he was watering it.

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Jan 04

Posts: 636

KGEE says:

Paddy and Mick

Paddy walked into the local bar - looking worse for wear - battered & bruised & limping.

Jeez Paddy, what happened to you asked the bartender.

I got into a fight with Mick - and he had a shovel in his hands.

Aww Paddy - did you not have something in your hands to defend yourself.

I did as it happens said Paddy.

I had Mick's wifes left tit in me hand at the time - and a beautiful thing it is too - but absolutely no use in a fight.


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Jan 03

Posts: 3066

scorps says:


very funny, but im sure my my little bit of Irish blood is offended:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Jun 09

Posts: 1048

Amateurcynic says:

Paddy bought his wife

A vibrator for christmas...

First time she used it she knocked most of her teeth out!:blink:

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Sep 11

Posts: 1103

entus says:

Paddy and Mick

walk into a pub and the landlord says "Is this some sort of joke?"

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