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Aug 05

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vulcanrider says:

Olympic joke

an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman turn up for the 2012 olympics without tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, walks to the gate and says, "McTavish, Scotland, Discus" and is let in.

The Englishman picks up a scaffolding pole slings it over his shoulder, Waddington Smythe, pole vault, England" and is let in.

The Irishman looks round, picks up a roll of barbed wire, "O'Malley, Ireland, fencing" ----

This joke is not intended to offend, upset or cause gnashing of teeth, it originates from the Round town News Albir Spain any complaints to be directed to the editor one Mr Murdoch (Jnr) who has recently started as a trainee editor.

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