never let the facts get in the way of a good story or a cheap soundbite elbowz (by the way, welcome back to Elbowz II). acanada has also spotted a rather large flaw in your last rant.
UEFA Champions League - Manchester United have won 3, Liverpool 5, but Real Madrid are way ahead with 9.
UEFA Cup Winners Cup - now a defunct competition, Chelsea won it twice, bettered by AC Milan and Anderlecht (on final appearances), Barcelona won it 4 times.
UEFA Cup/ UEFA Europa League - Chelsea haven''t made it to the final.
Premier League (i class this as all-time English league champions) - Chelsea with 4 are behind Sunderland, Aston Villa, Everton and Arsenal. Liverpool have won it 18 times and, of course, Manchester United have bagged 19. interestingly, before 2003 and the Abramovich era, Chelsea were English champions only once in the 1954/55 season, as i'm sure you're aware.
FA Cup - not looking much better here as Chelsea have 7, behind Liverpool, Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal. And Manchester United have won it 11 times.
League Cup - Chelsea have 4, bettered by Tottenham Hotsur, Manchester United and Aston Villa. Liverpool have 8. and of course, my beloved Stoke City beat Chelsea in the 1972 final in front of a crowd of 98,000 at Wembley (couldn't help myself, had to mention that one!).
i could go on, but it's getting a bit tiresome having to point out the obvious. elbowz mate, you're a johnny-come-lately fan of a johnny-come-lately football club. (by the way, my Stoke City were formed 43 years before Chelsea). frankly, if Fleetwood Town had £1 billion invested in them, they'd be playing Champions League football.
you also do us all a disservice on here claiming that we couldn't / wouldn't speak our minds face-to-face, man-to-man. another example of a small minded attitude and the ignorant treatment of others on here by your good self. plus you're soooooooo easy to wind up .......