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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

tourettes

Mr Jones is really worried that his wife has tourettes. So he takes her to see her G.P.

After a short consultation the G.P.  says. " I am afraid Mr Jones, that you are infact a cunt, and she does actually want you to Fuck Off"

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aehewitt

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aehewitt says:

Calamityjane.

Noooooo !!! what have you done.(get ready for lots of bad tourettes jokes):lol:

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paulderekjohnson

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?

.(get ready for lots of bad tourettes jokes)

 

Erm.....:wacko:

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entus

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entus says:

fuck

bollox milk bottle shit cunt lawnmower tits

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Amateurcynic

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Amateurcynic says:

Tourettes

Best definition I've found... Make sure the Boss/Kids can't hear!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN1ojnMYyBo

Enjoy!

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KWAKZ750S

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KWAKZ750S says:

Parked my car

in a disabled bay in Asda last night, some little twat in a hi viz jacket came over and asked me what my "disability" was.  "Tourettes", I replied, "Now Fuck Off"

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aehewitt

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aehewitt says:

Fecking funny...

Its a good job these guys can laugh about there condition.:lol:

http://youtu.be/KtCG0wG-5E0:lol:

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entus

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entus says:

What

would happen if you had Tourettes but you'd been brought up by wolves?:blink: I'ts a growing problem you know.

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gungerdin8

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gungerdin8 says:

RIGHT THEN SOME

CUNTS GONNA GET SPUNKED IN

OH I DO HOPE ITS ME BRYAN :unsure::ph43r:

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preunit

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preunit says:

Oh!................

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"

I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!"

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zx12rbadassisnowzx6rbadass

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a i understand whats goin

its very easy to take the "FISHFINGERS" out of somebody elses "BUCKET" "FLANGE!" just to make ourselves feel "MINGEBISCUIT" about "DOGSHIT":winkie::laugh::lol::wink::winkie::laugh:

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