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jaffa90

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jaffa90 says:

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

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Under any normal circumstances, this would clearly have been the highlight of the occasion. But it proved to merely be the amuse-bouche before the gut-busting main course that was the subsequent press conference, as reported in the indispensible journal of record Now! magazine. It was here that, while fielding questions about her former husband, cross-dressing kick boxer and new dad Alex "The Reidinator" Reid, that Price chose to favour the world with the information that she had once inserted a vodka bottle into his rectum.

In response, one onlooker reported, "the room fell silent".

Lost in Showbiz doesn't doubt that it did. Perhaps the assembled hacks were stunned by the sense that they had just witnessed history in the making. It's easy for hacks to be tired and jaded, but here was something genuinely new: a woman plugging a novel she hadn't actually written by publicly claiming that she'd sodomised her transvestite ex-husband with a vodka bottle. You don't get that on Radio 4's Open Book.  What a woman. So may teenagers aspire to be like her!!! we are all fucked. :mad:

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paulderekjohnson

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CJ

C'mon,where's the rest of that rant?  :laugh:

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ninjachica

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ninjachica says:

Oh God

Kirkby-in-Ashfield.  That was where my o/h lived when I met him.  That is also why I wouldn't move my kids up there.

Total sh!t hole filled with chavs and skanks. (And unemployed mums with 9 kids that can afford such self-indulgent sugeries.) :mad:



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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

pdj

That was in the Guardian on sunday.Nearly as good as their rant the other week about that over hyped fifty shades of grey...Aaaargh. stop me now I,m off again.

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smoto5

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smoto5 says:

Oi! Ninjachica!

one of my sisters lives there! :mad: ..............mind you, her and her other half both got jobs..........oh and they only got two kids........oh, and I suppose they only live outside of K-in-A.......ok...carry on as you were.....:biggrin: :lol:




p.s. do you like Hucknall too? :wink: (not talking about that ginger haired singer I hasten to add.....:lol:)

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ninjachica

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Smoto

The o/h lived outside of it too, but his postal address was K-i-A!!

Have you ever been through the middle of it in the evening?  Shite place.  Best part of it was the road out.  (Any of them!)


That said, the fish n chip shop at Sutton was AWESOME  :biggrin:

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