Pay attention shag..
According to your orange pom-pom wavers, Rossi has been washed up since he threw a leg over the Ducati at Valencia in 2010..nigh on two years ago..
As 46ers we've borne the brunt, more often than not with a giggle and stood fast, safe in the knowledge that form and the spell at Ducati was temporary while the class of an all time legend is permanent.
I suggest you've got it arse about face pal.
It is the 27ers who are on the verge of mental breakdown along with their hero, the Kurri Kurri bottom lip, who is quitting and looks like he'll never back a title up.
Who time after time jumps on the best bike and does well, then takes the bloody thing backwards with upside down, clear as mud feedback and a questionable attitude.
He's the one who's been found out sunshine..and so have his fans.
Mel's shit hot behind the wheel of a blown Interceptor, perhaps he can come out of retirement, sling a leg over the Goose's(pun) old bike and do a job for you boys. Chin up..