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entus

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entus says:

I've just bought

a bandsaw. I know it's nowt to do with bikes but does anyone know where Scouting For Girls live?

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vulcanrider

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vulcanrider says:

OK I'm on a roll here then

seeing as you're feeling so benevolent entus how about

Lulu

Tom Jones

Bruce Forsyth

Paddy and Sally (did you see them 2 on their 'great gypsy adventure ? yuk)

Fuckit --- all the strictly come dancing  bunch.

 

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

vulc

you missed all the loose women presenters,

Katie Price

All talent and reality show contestants and presenters, and anybody who asks me if I watched it last  night etc. :wink:

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vulcanrider

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vulcanrider says:

Katie Price

oh yes a slow one for that thing entus and and that Australian smirking Peter Andre thing.

Reality shows and Britains got fuckall talent,  not the contestants the piggin judges chop chop :ph43r:

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

Very slow

How about a junior hacksaw with three teeth :shock:

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entus

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entus says:

ok

this is going to be quite a lot of work, think I'll need some help or a bigger saw but why stop with tv people:-

Boris Johnson

George W

Tony 'shit eating' Blair

Cameron

Sarkozy

Alan Sugar

Arthur Scargill AND his hair

Liam Gallagher

Stevie Gerrard, in fact, most footballers

All tabloid journalists

anyone who thinks it's their right not to work and claim benefits

any religious leader

and last but by no means least

the guy who invented wasps!:ph43r:

 

I think that about covers it.:tongue:

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vulcanrider

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vulcanrider says:

Oh no entus

there are many more for the saw :ph43r:

Jonathan Woss

Russell Brand

oh and a rusty blade for --- JEDWOOD

And if my Mrs continues to watch that fuckin celeb crap dancing she's up for the band saw treatment :doubt: 

 

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KWAKZ750S

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KWAKZ750S says:

band saw

What about Justin Bieber (Ok not strictly a band but he fucking should be), Simon Cowell and Pete Waterman for crimes against the British Music Industry and Little Mix( as long as I get to shag them while they are still warm)

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pissedsid

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pissedsid says:

mmmm

me thinks you may need my trusty chain saw.I hit a nail and it bent the teeth up on the blade up a bit and it runs a little slowly but im sure it will disembowel ant and dec and it should have enough guts left to hack chris moyles to pieces

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entus

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entus says:

kwak

even the fat one who ain't fat anymore but still looks vaguely like a fat freddo the frog?

pissedsid, the more tools we can gather the easier the task will be, good job the moyles twat has lost some of his gut, should make it a bit less of an effort.

more....
anyone on 'Strictly Come Dancing'
my daughter's ex
the photographer who thought Kate Middleton's tits were worth all the effort
capitalism
socialism
anything that ends with ism apart from gism (jizzum?)
Michael McIntyre
power companies
oil companies
ALL EXTREMISTS (see what I did there)
whoever it was who thought surgical tape on arm hair wouldn't hurt when it gets removed
anyone on the road who ain't me (or you lot of course)
Jeremy fucking Kyle
anyone who's been on Jeremy fucking Kyle's show
crap council repair contractors

Ran out of vitriol for now but I'm sure there will be more.

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gungerdin8

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gungerdin8 says:

i no wot your dooin

your gunna cut out 100s of little willies paint the ends purple put a ring on each n sell em on ebay as lucky key rings aint ya ?????????????????

gunngos:ph43r::shock::ph43r:

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