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gaz1982

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gaz1982 says:

in the pub

Last Tuesday I went to the pub for a few pints. Im sat at the bar having a pint and there was girl stood at the end of the bar. I thought bloody hell she looks smart. About ten minutes later she sneezed and her glass eye shot across the bar. Anyway I caught it and give it her back quietly. She said " thankyou very much it is so embarrasing". I said "dont worry when you look like you do you can have a glass eye". Well she bought me a drink then she took me out for a meal, then back to the hotel for the night and cooked me breakfast the next morning, I said "do you treat all men like this" ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"No" she said " you just happend to catch me eye"

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gaz1982

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gaz1982 says:

Dont worry Ive put my coat on.

:lol::lol:

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artistzara

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artistzara says:

it

is rather an old one gaz!!!!!!!

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

But

apparantely they are the best :winkie:

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gaz1982

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gaz1982 says:

I know

but it really gets me. I crack up every time. I dont know why.

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preunit

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preunit says:

" I dont know why"

eye do. :biggrin:

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Kamchat

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Kamchat says:

gaz

Made me laugh ..Lol!............... :laugh:

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

Me too

But then I am as old as the joke :unsure:

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gaz1982

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gaz1982 says:

preunit

laughing like hell at your comment brilliant.:lol::lol::lol:

Kam I'm glad I have given you a laugh.:smile and CJ aswell. Bit of fun for people.

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aehewitt

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aehewitt says:

My joke of the day....

Ive come to one of those Swiss suicide clinics, do you know what the bastards gave me for breakfast ? "ferking cheerios":biggrin:

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