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ninjachica

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ninjachica says:

Yorkshire Men

A Yorkshireman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant last night...

 

"Did you smell that food?" she asked...

 "Wonderful!"

 

Being the 'Kind Hearted Yorkshireman', he thought,

 

"What the heck, I'll treat her!"

 

So they walked past it again..............

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babyrocket

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babyrocket says:

did you

hear about the yorkshire man with sugar in his wee wee he has been pissing on his breakfast every morning sinced diagnosed.

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babyrocket

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babyrocket says:

or the yorkshire man with

crabs

 he didnt want to get rid of em because he thought they were money spiders.

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SlowLearner

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SlowLearner says:

Yorkshire man's dog

A Yorkshire man's terrier died, and he wanted a small statue made in commemoration.  Showing the local jeweller a photograph of the dog, he asked if he could "make small statue of dog for mantelpiece"?

He looked at the picture, and said "Would you like that in gold?"

"Aye - gold should do"

Jeweller: "And how do you want that, 18 carat?"

Yorkshire man: "Eatin' carrot?  Nah ya daft bugger, I should want t'dog chewin' a bone!

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babyrocket

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babyrocket says:

and

Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?
Yorkshireman: "Nay, lad, I've browt it with us

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babyrocket

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babyrocket says:

also the last i know

Stan decided to lookup his friend Alf, who was a tight-fisted Yorkshireman. He found Alf at his bungalow in Huddersfield stripping the wallpaper from the dining room.
Stan remarked, "You're decorating, I see", to which Alf replied, "Nay Stanley lad, I'm moving 'ouse to Bradford."

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babyrocket

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babyrocket says:

ed

we dont mean it really.

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babyrocket

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babyrocket says:

tother side

of the glacier rog, and yip most of em do.

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goldenboyfz1

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goldenboyfz1 says:

hey

Yorkshire born and proud of it !!.... if you want to talk about being tight...try going above the border !!


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weasel64

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weasel64 says:

same as me

 

 

hey

Yorkshire born and proud of it !!.... if you want to talk about being tight...try going above the border !!

there tighter than a sharks arris at 40 fathoms up there :biggrin:

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aehewitt

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aehewitt says:

Yorkshire men...

are the best in the country....   :biggrin:

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