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badcompanybiker

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Ways of teaching thieves a lesson

Just a thought which i always have when i have my blood boiling thinking of them ... what are your most fantasised ways of teaching bike thieves a lesson should you catch them and the police say you have 'diplomatic immunity' (in the voice of the south african guy off of lethal weapon) ?

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micepunk

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micepunk says:

well

this is nice:smile



we shouldnt all be so nasty, how about offering them a cup of tea and a slice of cake because they only did it because they were bummed by their uncle......
 oh the trauma.

skin the fingers and thumbs and make them eat the skin, uncooked obviously!

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samuraiguitars

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my bike was nicked

a year ago I would drive the thief up on the moors give him a shovel and get him to start digging, a nice shallow  grave sized hole then put a bag on his head spray paint bike thief on his back get him to kneel down in said hole then quietly sneak off and leave him there waiting for the bullet on a December night in just his boxers.
( I'm not at all still bitter and twisted about it)

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Kamchat

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Kamchat says:

I would be so livid that ..

...I would give them a jolly good 'talking to'... and probably smack the back of their legs ....quite hard!

I know it's not what Jesus would do ...but I would ask for forgiveness in Church the very next Sunday.

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KrismusSikpunz

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Pipe dreams

If you can't find it within yourself to go have a little chat with your local scallies beforehand.

You are hardly likely to carry out any wishful thinking of vengeance after the event, to either said wee scallies or the real villains they are stealing the bikes for.

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Homer40

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Homer40 says:

Krismuzs

Don't bank on it....you may loose:wink:

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KrismusSikpunz

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Homer

I assume you meant - lose?

 

Nice thought though.

 

I believe prevention better than cure anytime. Better for your bike anyway.

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Homer40

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Homer40 says:

Yeah.... i did mean lose....

.....and your right, better to not have the bike nicked in the first place, then we don't have to get all hot and bothered.:biggrin:

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