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GypsyInk

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GypsyInk says:

Apt somehow

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  • Posted 194 days ago (08 November 2012 20:44)

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

I'm gone holy hamper

forgive my sins but they were truly irrisistable.

I'll say my hail Mary's on my return:upset:

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paulderekjohnson

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True

But one could also argue it could lead to an unpleasant rash. Not that I'm against unpleasant rashes per se,but they always seem much funnier when modelled by other people

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paulderekjohnson

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BB

You can pray to Caesar Romero if you like,but you get those scones back here before the knitting competition tent opens

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

Why is it

the scones are right next to the vino aisle?

 

I know all guilt in one fell swoop, round to next aisle and there's low fat yoghurt and Ryvita, redemption.

Which shall I go for??

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paulderekjohnson

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Whatever you do

Do NOT buy Dairylea triangles.  We don't want young urchins coming round doing anything for it

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paulderekjohnson

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Actually Gertie

Buy some condoms. It seems there's a particularly ugly woman I'd lke to point out to people regularly,but not with an unprotected finger.

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

oh wise hamper

what size is preferable?

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

i would have thought

it depends on the finger and the severity of looks he wishes to point out. :winkie:

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paulderekjohnson

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Small please

I wish to emphasise her ugliness with a good firm pointing at!

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

oh

get flourescent ones incase he wishes to carry out that activity in the dark, otherwise they wouldnt see and would be completly 'pointless' if ya catch me drift :lol:

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