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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

Women

You support them through an emotionally hard time, you offer to back off and give them some room and say you'll be there when she's ready rather than fucking off and getting laid. You're frankly a nice guy, ignoring that they're on happy pills now and willing to stick around when their health is taking a bit of a downturn.


You then get a text saying she can't cope with the fact I have to use a walking stick occasionally and that I'm in pain all the time (didn't stop her getting a rather damn good fuck when I really wasn't up for it last time we met, did it?) and that she can't cope with the fact I take medications to function. She's a) taking meds to function and is b) a fucking pharmacist.

Remind me, why am I bitter about women?

The text: "I'm not sure I can cope with your brokeness and I'm not comfortable with the meds"... hell of a way to fuck someone off.

I think I have a new winner - the old one was "Hi, I'm Phil" "Fuck off, Phil".

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norris

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Posts: 1338

norris says:

What

Vulcan said...In my experience, many women don't like 'nice.' But if that's your way, you've no choice. Motorbikes only hurt you physically, and that's easier to deal with than mental anguish. (Been there, like many others, so these days I tend to keep away from females other than being friends).

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zanderh

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Posts: 267

zanderh says:

Talisker

is fantastic. Pick it up from any decent supermarket or off license. Comes from the Isle of Skye.


And Gordon Freeman (or Gregory Freeman :tongue:) does kinda look like House!

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pissedsid

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Posts: 141

pissedsid says:

sorry to hear t news

tis uncomfortably reminiscent of recent events. but i was married to the cunt who did it to me. time did ease the extreme need for violence.


the scotch wasn't the cleverest idea but it was Glenmorangie  one of the best single malts on the planet. as it stopped the  cytalopram working for about a week
not all the ladies are shit theres plenty of good ones out there hope you get to find one soon :smile

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SlowLearner

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Posts: 1953

SlowLearner says:

CJ:

Looks like I'm off your xmas card list after my last comment here :upset:

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pissedsid

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pissedsid says:

@ slowlearner

looks like yous in the dog house

if you are, can you see my phone in there, its a samsung galaxy lol

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SlowLearner

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SlowLearner says:

pissedsid:

Ancient Chinese saying:  Man put in dog-house soon found in cat-house :lol:

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babyblade41

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Posts: 7568

babyblade41 says:

You are soo

in big trouble, can I watch while you get a tonking :lol:

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weasel64

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Posts: 3182

weasel64 says:

could it be ???

some women are just like this !!!

 

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calamityjane

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Posts: 3585

calamityjane says:

SL

I'm afraid your in the dog house until I calm down. I will throw you a bone from time to time, and once you have learned your lesson i may even take your muzzle off :winkie:

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gungerdin8

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gungerdin8 says:

phill m8

your to nice m8 !

dont 4get woamen like a BASTARD

LOOK IT PAYS 2 ADVERTISE ..YES

BUY A T SHIRT THAT SAYS MY GIRLFRIEND IS OUTA TOWN, PUT A PINT O OLD SPICE ON WITH SOME CUBAN HEALS VERSARCHIES N A MEDALION

N HIT THE BAttle cruser

good luck fella

oh soz about the spellin

dont like to  act 2 clever u get asked 2 much ov ya na

regards gungga:ph43r:

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