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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

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You support them through an emotionally hard time, you offer to back off and give them some room and say you'll be there when she's ready rather than fucking off and getting laid. You're frankly a nice guy, ignoring that they're on happy pills now and willing to stick around when their health is taking a bit of a downturn.


You then get a text saying she can't cope with the fact I have to use a walking stick occasionally and that I'm in pain all the time (didn't stop her getting a rather damn good fuck when I really wasn't up for it last time we met, did it?) and that she can't cope with the fact I take medications to function. She's a) taking meds to function and is b) a fucking pharmacist.

Remind me, why am I bitter about women?

The text: "I'm not sure I can cope with your brokeness and I'm not comfortable with the meds"... hell of a way to fuck someone off.

I think I have a new winner - the old one was "Hi, I'm Phil" "Fuck off, Phil".

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

phil

he does aye. could earn himself a fortune as a stand in :winkie: By the way, if you dont want the nose burning scotch i'll have it :tongue:

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

I have no feeling

in my nose due to an accident, maybe that's the problem:shock:

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

Lighter fuel

good as owt when the chips are down :winkie:

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paulderekjohnson

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Lighter fuel?

Good grief Florence!

Are you suggesting he drinks it,or becomes a burning effigy???

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

drinking it.....

obviously. what a silly question Hector :winkie:

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paulderekjohnson

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Hector?

Hmm,I like it. :smile

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

Thought it was

quite befitting, florence and gertie in their finest sunday petticoats(hammered probably!) and hector tutting, smoking his pipe in the corner reading the broadsheets :lol:

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paulderekjohnson

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Hammered?

Ladies don't do hammered Florence,they just suffer from excessive merriment. Now tell the maid to bring me a small sherry there's a good girl.

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

A small sherry!

have you quite lost your marbles. No man can undertake the broadsheets without at least a firkin of natures finest imbibe. I myself take a yard of ale just to read the front page :lol:

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paulderekjohnson

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Not at all

I only read the headlines and look at the pictures. Can't be doing with all that drivel in the main paragraphs of what's happening in the colonies. No,I'll partake in an afternoon sherry of delicate proprtions,rather than a barrel full of claret of an evening.  I dread to think what nurse will say when either you or Gertie next have a party I'm invited to.

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