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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

Women

You support them through an emotionally hard time, you offer to back off and give them some room and say you'll be there when she's ready rather than fucking off and getting laid. You're frankly a nice guy, ignoring that they're on happy pills now and willing to stick around when their health is taking a bit of a downturn.


You then get a text saying she can't cope with the fact I have to use a walking stick occasionally and that I'm in pain all the time (didn't stop her getting a rather damn good fuck when I really wasn't up for it last time we met, did it?) and that she can't cope with the fact I take medications to function. She's a) taking meds to function and is b) a fucking pharmacist.

Remind me, why am I bitter about women?

The text: "I'm not sure I can cope with your brokeness and I'm not comfortable with the meds"... hell of a way to fuck someone off.

I think I have a new winner - the old one was "Hi, I'm Phil" "Fuck off, Phil".

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MadKwakaMax

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MadKwakaMax says:

hehe

works for  gunga :wink:

course it's not Old Spice anymore but Lynx :biggrin:

Max XX

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paulderekjohnson

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Lynx or Old Spice?

A good wash would be an improvement for some :laugh:

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

Personally

I always found hai karate to be a winner. That could mask all manner of hygeine issues :lol:

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paulderekjohnson

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Hai Karate!

That wasn't aftershave,that was chemical warfare. Capable of counteracting any cheese producing mechanism from 40 paces.

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

I also think

it was good at cleaning copper and brass. :winkie: I remember the female alternative was 'tweed', excellent contraceptive :lol:

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

Brut 33

splash it all ova :biggrin:

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

Maybe not all over

I reckon that stuff could smart a bit in delicate areas :winkie:

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pissedsid

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pissedsid says:

LOL

 IT does :ph43r:

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mostlyslowly

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mostlyslowly says:

My masking agent

in that era was Denim- For the man who doesn't have to try too hard! Yea right!! That's because no f*cker comes within ten yards:mad:

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

CJ and Sid

why on earth would you want to put Brut in delicate areas ? :shock:

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