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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

Women

You support them through an emotionally hard time, you offer to back off and give them some room and say you'll be there when she's ready rather than fucking off and getting laid. You're frankly a nice guy, ignoring that they're on happy pills now and willing to stick around when their health is taking a bit of a downturn.


You then get a text saying she can't cope with the fact I have to use a walking stick occasionally and that I'm in pain all the time (didn't stop her getting a rather damn good fuck when I really wasn't up for it last time we met, did it?) and that she can't cope with the fact I take medications to function. She's a) taking meds to function and is b) a fucking pharmacist.

Remind me, why am I bitter about women?

The text: "I'm not sure I can cope with your brokeness and I'm not comfortable with the meds"... hell of a way to fuck someone off.

I think I have a new winner - the old one was "Hi, I'm Phil" "Fuck off, Phil".

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Boult

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Boult says:

3 things

Kouros  -  pulling potion for every 80's lad


Gentleman Jack  -  special by Jack Daniels

Text : "It's not you, it's me - I've realised I can do so much better for myself...."

All the best :wink:

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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

Lads and ladies

You've certainly helped cheer me up.


Kouros? May have to give it a try. If it doesn't work can I get drunk off it instead? Still can't find a proper bloody offie round here to get a proper whisky. I may have to go to the one in town from work. Shocking stuff, frankly.

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

Phil

XS is the one you want. Or top half in kouros, bottom half in XS, see which one works :winkie:

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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

and

if it doesn't work I combine it with a lighter to burn the eyebrows of those who displease me.:biggrin:

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aehewitt

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aehewitt says:

CJ

Is Phil trying to attract a women or repel them...... Old Spice,Kouros and XS would stun a Rhino at 50 paces... Phil Gucci is the way to go... very sexy fragrance..:smile

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

I like Kouros

it would do for me!!!, but then I'm not looking so might buy myself some:biggrin:

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preunit

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preunit says:

If Kouros don't work

you could always try Hai Karate tis a classic:unsure::biggrin:

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

depends on the persons

own pheromones, woman i worked with wore 'Red' smelled beautiful, my mate had a go and she smelled like my cat had pissed on her :lol: maybe thats the one you want bb. Phil, why stop at the eyebrows :winkie:

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

CJ

I'll stick to good old BO I think, between me and the dog at night I won't know who smells worse:shock:

Hopefully I wont wake up with a pack of dogs barking at my door.:mad:

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

Oh

who is Phil Gucci ???

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