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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

Women

You support them through an emotionally hard time, you offer to back off and give them some room and say you'll be there when she's ready rather than fucking off and getting laid. You're frankly a nice guy, ignoring that they're on happy pills now and willing to stick around when their health is taking a bit of a downturn.


You then get a text saying she can't cope with the fact I have to use a walking stick occasionally and that I'm in pain all the time (didn't stop her getting a rather damn good fuck when I really wasn't up for it last time we met, did it?) and that she can't cope with the fact I take medications to function. She's a) taking meds to function and is b) a fucking pharmacist.

Remind me, why am I bitter about women?

The text: "I'm not sure I can cope with your brokeness and I'm not comfortable with the meds"... hell of a way to fuck someone off.

I think I have a new winner - the old one was "Hi, I'm Phil" "Fuck off, Phil".

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

Oh

who is Phil Gucci ???

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

baby

Pack of dogs??? isn't that the collective noun for a group of men :unsure::lol:

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

Is it??

Not sure I really don't sniff the opposite sex at all:shock:

I'm a bit more picky:winkie:

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

It is baby

and once one has left his scent at your door, you can have a dozen howling outside all night. I've taken to wearing earplugs :lol:

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

I cut my boys bits off

at 6 months:shock: He loves me really:biggrin:

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gungerdin8

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gungerdin8 says:

yeah my mum used to lift me in n out o the bath

by my lariot now i use paul smith

but georgeo ar market used 2 b the favorite 4 the cheap seats ?:ph43r:

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calamityjane

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calamityjane says:

Yes

not as much testosterone once they have been snipped. They have a better temprement :winkie:

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

Didn't work

with previous Mr BB's, made em right miserable feckers:lol:

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weasel64

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weasel64 says:

women

are good for holding your glass of wine , while you've got one eye on the moto gp ?? dont ya think ???:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

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preunit

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preunit says:

Weaz m8

"watching the motogp", you're fucking lying.:smile

Edit...wonder if she can do that with a pint.

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