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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

Women

You support them through an emotionally hard time, you offer to back off and give them some room and say you'll be there when she's ready rather than fucking off and getting laid. You're frankly a nice guy, ignoring that they're on happy pills now and willing to stick around when their health is taking a bit of a downturn.


You then get a text saying she can't cope with the fact I have to use a walking stick occasionally and that I'm in pain all the time (didn't stop her getting a rather damn good fuck when I really wasn't up for it last time we met, did it?) and that she can't cope with the fact I take medications to function. She's a) taking meds to function and is b) a fucking pharmacist.

Remind me, why am I bitter about women?

The text: "I'm not sure I can cope with your brokeness and I'm not comfortable with the meds"... hell of a way to fuck someone off.

I think I have a new winner - the old one was "Hi, I'm Phil" "Fuck off, Phil".

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weasel64

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weasel64 says:

only

one eye on the moto gp obviously , the other needa no explanation !!!

 

as for the ' pint ' then that would be tooo big an arse .

 

3ft tall with a flat spot on her head so she could fetch you a pint now that would be cool !!!

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weasel64

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weasel64 says:

the difference

in ' first impressions '

 

 

 

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gungerdin8

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gungerdin8 says:

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

weasel u mad dog

thats a nice shaped glass !

gungga:ph43r:

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preunit

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preunit says:

"3ft tall with a flat spot on her head so she could fetch you a pint "

here ya go weaz............

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weasel64

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weasel64 says:

cheers m8

ya cudnt get her addy for me could ya ????

 

wouldnt feel her on the back of the bike when on a mad en anorl .. BONUS !!!!

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gungerdin8

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gungerdin8 says:

now u to fekkers

both need help !:ph43r:

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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

I did

once tie my girlfriend of the time down to the bed. Tease her...


Then fuck off in the other room to watch F1.

Came back half way through which was lucky because she was busy trying to escape and god she was angry. Tied her back down so I could watch the rest in peace.

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babyrocket

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babyrocket says:

this is the only answer

My wife and I have a new arrangement.

I can sleep with any woman I want, but she doesn't speak to me or live with me anymore.

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snev

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snev says:

phil

who came first?

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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

I

honestly can't remember.

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