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couldn't resist opening this one could I

I had tickets for The Emirates on boxing day but I can't go, absolutely gutted, ruined my Xmas.

They might be abkle to kick a ball in high heels, more than I can, can't even walk in em.  But do they know the offside rule ??

The old offside rule, I mean who fully bloody understands the new fandangle thingy??

v ery good Marcus

but in reality the boffins have proved that there is no place on the edges of the pitch a linesman can ever hope to see offside as it's not physically possible

Something to do with the eyes.

The old rule was far simpler

Yeah

but just think of the after match shower scene

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Yeah

but just think of the after match shower scene

ffs man what ya trying to do to me ???

actually just thought about it

i think i wanna come back as a bar of soap all of a sudden !!!

dunno why ???

yep

that'd do nicely ( save me from carving a willy shape in a normal bar wunt it ??? ) lol