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DoomedDog

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DoomedDog says:

Murphy's other laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

10. The things that come to those who wait may be the rubbish left by those who got there first.

11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

12. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

13 . God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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entus

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entus says:

Like it.

got another one:-

15. Set a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the rest of the day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.:tongue:

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Beelady

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Beelady says:

Liked those.

And all so true :smile

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dave_c

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dave_c says:

entus

No. 15 is fuckin hilarious :lol::lol: (well after a night in town and a few pints it is...)

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kcmc

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kcmc says:

Errrr 16

A man with a hole in his pocket feels cocky all day :unsure:

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