Skip to content

General i need a bit of help please Pub Talk - over 18s only

You are in... Forums > General > Pub Talk - over 18s only > i need a bit of help please

Got something to say?

Got something to say?

Go to most recent reply

brutale r


Dec 07

Posts: 3248

brutale r says:

i need a bit of help please

With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you my friends about drinking and driving.

As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.

Well over the week-end I was out for an evening and had several beers, not unusual….

Feeling a little jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly (way) over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home.

Sure enough on the way home there was a RBT police road block but since I was in a cab they waved me past. I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.

Also, the meter is still running and the bill is starting to look a bit excessive, my question is, can I claim this as a business expense ?

Reply to this Topic  
  • Posted 2 years ago (01 January 2013 04:39)

Post a message in Pub Talk - over 18s only

Fields marked with an asterisk * are required


Please note. You cannot submit more than 4000 characters as a message.

Upload image(s) from your computer (up to 3 images)


Terms of use

Use of our community areas and forums is subject to important terms of use. By joining our community and using the features you agree to be bound by these terms. See terms of use below. 



Dec 10

Posts: 11938

preunit says:


wait till it's dark, then take the fucker back to the harbour.


Reply to this Topic



Anonymous  says:


so I presume you wont mind if you are hit today by someone driving a car who is still over the limit yourself? thought not! I had probably 2 pints at home, so have refuelled with a bacon sarnie and a culpa, i am ready to rock n noll on bandit..

Reply to this Topic


Mar 07

Posts: 3179

weasel64 says:


funny as fukk man , PMSL

Reply to this Topic


Jan 10

Posts: 3412

Beelady says:


Yes, I liked it too :smile

Reply to this Topic


Feb 11

Posts: 2599

gungerdin8 says:


You do realise some poor Pakistani is not able to feed his kin due to the fact some bugger nicked his tuc tuc 

Now get too latex rubber gloves buy a bag of prawns put half in each n tie off
Now hide 1 in the door panel and 1 under the seat when the poor chap finds 1 he will think he has found the dead animal ?
Thinking about it he prob wont notice at all ?
Now put it back u nutter :ph43r:

Reply to this Topic


Jul 08

Posts: 4392

ninjachica says:


I think you can claim the VAT back :wink:

Reply to this Topic


Compare Insurance

Save money by comparing quotes. It's quick and easy

Motorcycles for sale


It's only £13.99 to advertise your motorcycle on MCN

Sell your Motorcycle

Motorcycle pricing tool

New! Find used bike prices