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jaffa90

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jaffa90 says:

OLD COUPLE

sat watching telly,old fella keeps flicking from a fishing channel to a porn channel,old girl (now getting pissed of) says keep it on the porn channel you know how to fish.:shock: 

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weasel64

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weasel64 says:

old couples ay !!!

Church Fart
This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing.

An elderly couple, Lucy & John, were recently attending church services at The Villages.

... About halfway through the service, Lucy took a pen and paper out of her purse, wrote a note and handed it to John .

The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

John scribbled back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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babyrocket

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babyrocket says:

little boy dashes

into the kitchen to his mother, mummy nanna has got a prawn, nanna has got a prawn, eh says mother what you on about a prawn? she goes into the front room to see granny sprawled out legs akimbo, washing and whiskers hanging out fast asleep, look shes got a prawn, says the little lad, silly sausage says mother thats not a prawn ,its her clitoris

 well says little boy it tastes like a prawn.

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roseyeric

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roseyeric says:

rocket

filth

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weasel64

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weasel64 says:

BR

thats an old en ( but a gud en ) :lol::lol::lol:

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babyrocket

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babyrocket says:

yep old as fook

but they is the best uns.

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mobileenoph

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mobileenoph says:

Old Couple's

Must support each other as they get older...That is if they still love each other

 

 

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jaffa90

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jaffa90 says:

support

Nice one M.:lol:

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