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entus

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entus says:

Bored at work

Fun with a hammer, a ruler and a piece of wire.
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Boult

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Boult says:

Brilliant!

Boredom at a printers doesn't offer the same 'toys' to relieve the boredom with....

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vulcanrider

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vulcanrider says:

entus

is that a dead blow hammer ?

The best fun we had with hammers as apprentices in HM Dockyard Devonport was with Swan Vestas matches. Find a metal bench with a partially drilled hole, find a bolt that fits tight in the hole, scrape off the match heads (as many as you dare) push bolt into the hole, hit the bolt head hard :laugh:

It makes a BIG bang ! but don't do what one pillock did, DON'T have your head in line with the hammer ! the recoil is impressive ! he knocked himself out with a 2lb ball pein and had an impressive lump in his forehead :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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entus

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entus says:

vulc

it certainly is, with replaceable heads.
The bolt trick sounds good, maybe it could be modified so it could be placed under a car tyre, would scare the shit out of whoever was driving.
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vulcanrider

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vulcanrider says:

Has to be a sharp blow

to do the bolt trick.

Another one we did was build a mini cannon, a piece of tube welded onto a block, November 5th coming up, get tuppenny bangers that fitted tight into the tube, weld a washer on the bottom so the fuse sticks through (tight) ram a couple of nuts down, ram wadding down tight, aim cannon, light banger fuse run like fook ! we took out the window of a bakery opposite St Levan gate in Devonport almost decapitating a woman working in there. MoD Police came a running but we'd dismantled (with hammers) the cannon and thrown it into the scrap bin in bits.

Another fun game was to take out the gas cylinders of fire extinguishers, take them to a dockside, one guy stands on the cylinder pointing it into the water, another hits the other end breaking off the brass cap then the other jumps off, it goes like a torpedo ! game over when we hit a submarine -- big CLANG ! and 5 apprentices running like fook :lol::lol::lol:

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