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weasel64

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weasel64 says:

i want a sex change !!!

Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, get the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel through Europe , an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her five times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behaviour of the child decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson . . . . "

And you, Tanya ......................?

“I wanna be Johnny's bitch!”
 
 
 
 
 
 
cos i wanna be johnnys BITCH anorl !!!

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

Ally

that was funny, sorry weasel.

You'll have to post a picture :ph43r:

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ally600

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ally600 says:

thank fook

ya ol  jammy dodger cos if it was yummy i would be worried.....................ya like what you like me ol jammy dodger:wink:

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weasel64

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weasel64 says:

..........

bb who to post a pic me or ally ????

im up for it are you ally & btw that photo on my blade is under 5 years old , that little bundle of joy is my youngest daughter , born 05/05/08 , in the pic shes 3 days old :wink:

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ally600

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ally600 says:

ffs

you div...............take it as a compliment....... and give your mrs a nice kiss n cuddle for putting up for weasels way on IT, take a pill mate.............given the choice betwen the fish...........id need one:wink::biggrin: 

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ally600

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ally600 says:

weasel

sorry mate..................for the first time in all these years i think we are (and your crew) gonna really fall out.............................or shall we call it handbags at dawn  in the gorbals agan:biggrin::wink:

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weasel64

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weasel64 says:

hate to say this ally !!!

but can you type that in english cos i sure as fukk cant work out what ya mean !!!

clarification would be nice !!!!!!

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babyblade41

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babyblade41 says:

LOL

switch on your auto translate on your pc.

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weasel64

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weasel64 says:

i did turn it on ???

but even " google " cant work it out !!!!

& ally " handbags " would be fine but as long as i get to choose the colour :wink::wink::wink:

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ally600

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ally600 says:

id

rather have the fish.............and judging  by the fish.....................so would she..............ok.......im sorry ..................it was a mammal after all:wink: 

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weasel64

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weasel64 says:

NOPE tried every translator

that is known to man & yer still not talking correctly , either that or you've invented your own language , if so congratulations ya done good ????:lol::lol::lol:

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