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brutale r

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brutale r says:

who remembers their first time

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the chemist . In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Gladys) knew what they were for. She was working as an assistant behind the c...ounter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, “No, not really”.

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

Apparently I still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. “Just a minute”, she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. “Do these excite you?” she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. “Well, come on”, she said, “we don't have much time”.

So I climbed onto her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. “Did you put that condom on?” she asked. I said, “sure did”:, and held up my thumb to show her.

That's when she beat the shit out of me. Women have always been hard for me to figure out.

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jaffa90

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jaffa90 says:

First

What`s a condom?:lol:

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mobileenoph

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mobileenoph says:

Brilliant

just pinched that for FB hope you dont mind :wink:

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gungerdin8

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gungerdin8 says:

Funny

But had that email months ago

Still funy :ph43r::biggrin:

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Perki6

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Perki6 says:

lol

that good one that :lol:

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ally600

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ally600 says:

i hate the feckin things

pissed up and in the dark in my young days i ended up with 6" girth and 1" length...............and gave her a black eye when i let it go:lol::lol::lol:

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