Yawn
Yet another zombie-maggott joins the world's most intense circle-jerk. Zmbies because they seek out intelligence and kill it, and magggotts because they then feast on the carcass of the dead thread, chewing the festering mess and replicating themselves.
At least Wosi channels the classic British humourists, combining the witty repartee of Mr. Bean, the intelligence of Baldrick and the charisma of Arnold Rimmer while towering above the rest like Ronnie Corbett with the devestating logic of the best of Python. Carry On ranting, Wosi me old muckka. The rest of you sad, mononeuronic Stoner haters just have to live (to slightly misuse a term) forever knowing that Stoner handed Rossi his arse while he was in motoGp and that that is exactly what the history books record.
Stoner came, saw, and conquered motoGp, and now he has buggered off to do more fun things, leaving Rossi with a chance to retrieve his flattened reputation. Should he ever want a bike to ride in motoGp for the fun of it, Honda would sell its soul to have him back and Ducati would organise the Pope to abdicate if necessary. Rossi had to crawl back to Yamaha to occupy the position of resident PR moll; how soon befioe we see him in a Yamaha-colours mankini doing the Macarena on Dancing With the Faded Stars for his supper? - mid-season at the latest.
Wet-dream on, munchkins. Half a second back on Pedrosa - Pedrosa, FFS! - is over ten seconds back in a race. Maybe they'll put up a wall in the Yamaha garage to stop Lorenzo tossing apple-cores over to Rossi's side when he gets back from the podium and post-race interview - if Rossi hasn't already retreated to his Winnebago to sulk..
