Really, how old are you? Common, this is not FB, you can tell us...
You ride an old CBR because probably your job as a pizza boy does not allow you to by anything new...
And now that you decided to make it even more personally, you will have to pay the devil's price:
If you were a woman, I would blame your general attitude on your period or perhaps, in previous traumatizing experiences, probably having holidays in my beautiful Mallorca, getting a full dose of Latin Lover in your redburned british arss and then dumped to your misery and own vomit, as the only way know to you to have fun is getting wasted (seen the picture too many times)...
2nd I guess it can be worse, you can be gay. All contrary of what your daddy used to say to his mates in the pub, NO, IT IS NOT A MEDICAL CONDITION, it is your choice. Like fisherman decided to retire, your choice is to put meat in your ass, chorizo [tsoritho] probably.
3d, from your mention to IQ all the times I understand that in you suffered a lot of abuse in school, probably because of your glasses, or you funny looking body comparwed to your classmates. Being a nerd is ok. Being an hermafrodit nurd can be tough, sorry.
4th, you might then not be a woman nor a travesti... you might be one of those inmigrants Pakistani wanna be Brit looser that spends their weekend playing cricket and making a funny contrast trying to blend in. And no, fish and chip do not make you look cool.
5th and closing, remember that we Spaniards, are the reason you spend most of your miserable life in pubs, wachting us dominate MotoGP and dreaming of what your life could have been if you were not a colorful - wanna be a man - alcoholic slow, smalled penis pizza boy Nostro's tea cup puppie.
Then again, you could just be another fisherman trying to be friendly to a colleague.
(to be continued...)