That's the bunny, CHR
though I'm not completely happy wih the defnition.
As for donning the old boots and kicking the yellow panties brigade in the bollocks - you'd lose your boot, mate, they're all complete twats. And I mean that in the gynecological sense.
Still, this thread is rapidly failing to rival Gertrude Perkins at his best; when LC Tanner gets inlo the discussion, it's degenerated below the lowest common denominator. There are amoeba with more intelligence (most of them, really..). I also note a distressing lack of smouldering Gypsies.
Glad to hear Wosi doesn't smoke his crack - he could get cancer of the throat. And as for trying shit, he's never been known to swallow his words, ever. The only crack that gets done in motoGp is a certain Italian rider when leaving the pits, though I've always believed that is merely checking the string on his tampon, an important safety procedure. He obviously lost it when he first rode the Ducati and it didn't re-emerge until the end of last year.
Toxic shock from finding out you can't ride a bike Stoner could win on is a little-known but dire consequence of hubris, and we should all be sympathetic to the utterly debilitating effects it has for climbing to the podium. Apparently, it's bought on by too much carbon fibre in the diet when you've been spoon-fed the best of everything all your life; the only known alleviation is a steady consumption of humble pie and the exercise of fending off the CRT attack.
All of which shows a lack of compassion on the part of potential sponsors, who can't see any value in getting behind the rehabilitation of a chronic sufferer of overinflated achievement expectation syndrome. Shame on them, I say, for not supporting the results-disabled in motoGp. The Golden Child can rise again, with proper support. It worked for Eddie the Eagle, didn't it? (oh, all right, it didn't, but if they'd just changed the rules so nobody but him could compete, it would have). Give the guy a break! - starting about 30 seconds before the rest of the field seems about right with Stoner out, though Marquez could screw that royally.