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haplessdan

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haplessdan says:

guess what

I just got my letter through from the insurance folk because it's that time of year for me and my premium has gone down by about 200 Euros! How fabulous is that? And this is despite two spills in the last year (albeit one 100% the other's fault and another with no damage caused). I guess I must be getting old (23 now). In other news my mother is over visiting me at the moment and yesterday I took her for a pootle about in the glorious French countryside and twice, dammit, we were nearly killed by folk overtaking in the other direction as if we weren't there. The first one suddenly realised and got behind again pretty sharpish; but the second one - a fat bitch in a people carrier - actually completed her overtake, forcing me almost to stop in order to avoid her. And I had my mother on the back FFS... I reckon the way to do it would be to strap a browning machine gun (best of British) onto the side and let it go at any bugger who overtakes into me. It wouldn't be very accurate, but how much precision do you need to hit a fat bitch in a people carrier at point blank range?

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PIPEMAN

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PIPEMAN says:

and

i bet she was on a mobile,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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PIPEMAN

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PIPEMAN says:

she would'nt

have done it if "the tour"was comin,,,,,is it passin near you????

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PIPEMAN

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PIPEMAN says:

good innit???

be watchin it on euro sport,,,

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haplessdan

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haplessdan says:

ho hum

not a fan I'm afraid.

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PIPEMAN

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PIPEMAN says:

know what u mean,,,

i remember once,years ago,the "milk race" came to malvern,went to see the finish in me lunch break,,,,could'nt get me van out for three hours after,,all the team buses had blocked me in!!!me pic was on front page of local paper and on telly that nite tho,,,,these things best seen from a distance,,

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kissmequick

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kissmequick says:

I love to watch it on TV

all those really fit young men in those cycling shorts made of lycra...... oooooow, nice.

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PIPEMAN

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PIPEMAN says:

where you from??

what you ride etc??? not you dan,,,

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kissmequick

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kissmequick says:

erm, no

sorry mr pipeman i'm not. I just like to see fit young men in lycra, sorry.

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PIPEMAN

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PIPEMAN says:

if

the price was rite!!!

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kissmequick

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kissmequick says:

re price:

would that be you paying me or me paying you? Only askin, not fussy really and if its me getting paid then I do group discounts.

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