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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

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Stupid car driver - stop trying to make out motorcyclists are all dangerous... when did one last almost kill you? I can tell you when a car last almost killed me. About 30 seconds ago you relentlessly moronic spiritual personification of the bulbocavernosus reflex. Bet if I was your fucking son you'd not be going on about how safe a driver you are - oh and you're not as you almost fucking killed me you ridiculous cunt-splurge sniffing ponce.


Definition: bulbocavernosus reflex - when the end of a cock is squeezed and the arse hole clenches.

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snev

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snev says:

Phile...

So





How was your day ?:unsure:

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gungerdin8

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gungerdin8 says:

Well

I'm sat here squeezing my bell end n me bumole ain't twitching ?

Advice please:ph43r:

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snev

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snev says:

gunga

have you got a pulse ?

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gungerdin8

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gungerdin8 says:

Yeah

Think so ? 

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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

My day

was fine. I just got angry with motorists doing immensely stupid things.


If I was dressed all in matt black with no lights on and had painted my helmet to look like the sky I could get it but I was dressed like I belong in a nuclear reactor core with the brightest light you can legally fit to the front of a moving vehicle. Luckily I also had the loudest horn I could fit to my moving vehicle.

Need a new bike with better brakes. These ones just don't cut the mustard when it really counts.

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snev

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snev says:

phile

"I was dressed like I belonged to a nuclear reactor core"



Your obviously having a MELTDOWN :lol::lol::lol:

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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

No

I have whisky and my painkillers as well as a lack of people trying to cause me serious injury...


I'm quite happy now.

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snev

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snev says:

m8

today I have been plagued by  fat women in people carriers with no indicators and old people with no eyesight.

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aehewitt

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aehewitt says:

Phil..

It could be that your Super power`s are on full...  Bikers can go invisible you know...  :hmmm:

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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

Yeh

had to swerve for an old person who was coming towards me on my side of the road and had no right to be there. Ignorant or now unsuitable for the road.


EDITED added in "coming towards"

My super powers can fuck off. I can't creep up on anyone to murder them so why is it people keep not seeing me when they're not trying to murder me, yet almost suceeding? I should be armed. I should be a runt version of Judge Dredd - handing out "points" in the form of bullets to people who can't drive. Some offences just dent their car, some disable their car, some disable them so they can't drive a car and in other cases where their actions would have taken my life if it weren't for my own evasive action they should be killed.

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